Blog #5 Mystery Character

I am short, round and my skin is a lovely shade of burnt orange, I am commonly compared to an Oompa-Loompa.

I wear a lot of make up because it is always party time with short dresses and high heels, a must for a night looking for a tan, Italian man.

My hair is teased to be larger that it is and is dyed black and it adds about 4 inches to my height.

When you hear my voice, you a hear a slight raspiness that can be hard to listen to after a while.